My england not very good...CHINA PREPARING FOR BEIJING OLYMPICS

I give my life and my company, but
they just keep demanding more...

New in this section: 'Bowling with Bilbo'

I'll keep a look out....

Press it because you want to....

No crack?

How do you do?

One lump or two?

Thank you for open!

I wouldn't dare...

Ouch!

Got too many kids?

Falling should be planned...

That would explain the beer cubs outside...

Are you smiling?

Start with the big toe...

Other children are OK...

A difficult meal...

And if you're dead, please get to a hospital...